at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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