That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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