yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
operation have a gay friend backfired
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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