its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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