Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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