i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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