Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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