just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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