You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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Have fun and good luck.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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