you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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