Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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