This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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