help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Houston, we have a squirter
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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