The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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