I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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