I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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