ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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