haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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