I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The Olympian is in my bed
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