heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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