The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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