WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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