THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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