You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Just high enough for therapy.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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