i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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