How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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