winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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