yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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