This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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