HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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