Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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