He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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