I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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