and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
