I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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