Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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