well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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