life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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