Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Even my vagina gasped.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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