READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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