so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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