I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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