DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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