I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
