I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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