you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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