Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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