I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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