that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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