are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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