I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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