she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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