thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You took a bar mat shot.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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