just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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