no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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