yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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